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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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