{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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