{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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